This is what we call Stress

What Is Stress ?

You give a lift to a beautiful girl,
she faints inside your car and
you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful because it
was just a normal kind gesture,
but at the hospital they say she
is pregnant & congratulate you
that you are going to be a father.
What? You say that you are not
the father, but the girl says you
are. This is getting very stressful    
to prove.

You request a DNA test to prove
that you are not the father. After
the tests, the doctor says that
you are infertile. You are
extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you
start remembering that you left
3 kids at home...
Who the Hell is their father?

NOW THAT'S WHAT WE CALL
STRESS!!